The Baby Owner s Manual

Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through ...

The Baby Owner s Manual

The Baby Owner s Manual

Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

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The Baby Owner's Manual
Language: en
Pages: 226
Authors: Louis Borgenicht, Joe Borgenicht
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2003 - Publisher: Quirk Books

Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing."
The Baby Owner's Starter Kit
Language: en
Pages: 224
Authors: Louis Borgenicht, Joe Borgenicht
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2007-03 - Publisher: Quirk Books

The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe packageand it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: The Baby Owner's Manual Growth Chart, with
The Baby Owner's Manual
Language: en
Pages: 256
Authors: Louis Borgenicht M.D., Joe Borgenicht
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012-11-06 - Publisher: Quirk Books

At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful
Wacky Aphorisms, What the Web Says about the Baby Owner's Manual
Language: en
Pages: 44
Authors: Matthew Capps
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2013-01 - Publisher: Lennex

In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality
Baby Owner's Manual
Language: en
Pages: 128
Authors: Steve Bedwell
Categories: Family & Relationships
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012-10-01 - Publisher: Rockpool Pub

For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model.